Watch who you call your sister-in-law

You call it amebo, I call it definitive inquiry.....

Hiiii my loveliessss,

This episode is dedicated to Kokumo Mary for her relentless efforts to get me to write again, you're the bestttttt.

Before we start, let's say a silent prayer

*blinks blinks blink*

Okay we can begin.

It's been so long since I did this but I've been trying to navigate lifeeee and when I say navigate life I mean that I've been up to different things so permit me to entertain you with little details.

After my sign out, believe me when I say that ludo became my best friend that even my friends were tired of me and that was because I was jobless but since last month I've found purpose with my existence so go mee!! yayy

Whilst I was doing all these, trust me to always have one or two drama going on and what sort of person would I be if I don't share this sweet sweet piece with you guys huh

Guyss you know that thing that they always say about carrying another person's problem on your head and dragging your own with your hand ehn, exactly!!

that's how this matter is and if someone told me that this kind of thing would happen to me ehn I'd argue like crazyyyy

Disclaimer: If any you end up saying this whole thing was my fault ehn I'd kick you out of my newsletter family

*Yo yo yo just kidding*

I love you guys regardless

That was how on this hot Saturday afternoon, (you guys know how the sun has been crazy lately ) I was in my house watching modern family and minding my business that was how I heard a knock lo and behold, it was my friend ( let's call her Grace)

Grace didn't even sit down before she told me that she saw my neighbor and a girl entering his room. I was even like oh maybe it's the girlfriend, my brothers and sisters in Christ it wasn't his babe oh!!!

Ahhh this boy is so wicked I thought to myself because his girlfriend was my gist partner anytime she comes like this she use to come and gist with me and sometimes she brings food and item 7 so basically she was my friend and sister-in-law because my neighbor's girlfriend is practically family so she's my sister in-law.

We listen, we don't judge

I thought to myself that I cannot let this happen to my sister-in-law, not in this lifetime. Immediately, I called her to come oh that fire is burning on the mountain.

30 minutes later, she arrived and everything turned to yam pepper scatter scatter and what sort of person would I be if I was not going to be there to watch and settle fight so I went there with her

*Where my problem began*

It turned into a heated argument and before I knew it things started flying around, that was the last I saw.

I woke up to my friend pressing my head with towel and hot water

Apparently while they were arguing my sister-in-law picked up an iron and flung it and it was straight to my forehead so I fell unconscious and on the spot my sister-in-law fled the scene and my neighbor brought me to my room after confirming that I was still alive and left a warning message for me via my friend that I should watch my back.

See how ungrateful people are, my sister-in-law hasn't texted me till today and my neighbor keeps giving me the stink eyes and I have a big forehead

The one that is even vexing me is that I saw this my stupid sister-in-law and this boy from my window going out together like twice so all my efforts to help a fellow woman was in vain.

I did a good deed oh and I'm here nursing a big forehead

Again we listen, we don't judge

Judge me first and receive 2 by 2 spanner on your head

Anyways I've learnt to mind my business sha but yesterday I still saw that my neighbor with another girl but I'll mind my business or do you guys think I should tell my sister-in-law about it?

Let me know in the comments so I'd know the next line of action.

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