Femi by birth, Clinton by visa 2

Uncle Femi's story.........

Hello my lovelies,

I'm here again to spill family secrets so if you're my family member and you're seeing this, just laugh it off

But if you're Uncle Femi, I'm so sorry I was blackmailed sir……

I'm sure y'all have been wondering where I was hoarding sweet gist, it's not my fault oh!!

It's family drama from when I posted the first part of Uncle Femi story

They called family meeting on my head that why would I expose the family like that

me in my head already planning on how to come and give you people part 2

I shall not be tamed!!!!!!

But after this, if any of you is willing to adopt a twenty something year old baby girl now is the time to do it please because I might not have a house anymore after this

*Pleads in ekun egbere*

Oh well

Fast-forward to four months later when Uncle Clinton sorry Uncle Femi came back to our house,

Oya tell us what happened to you, Uncle Femi became mute, for like two weeks uncle Femi was just moping around the house like someone that just chop breakfast what we didn't know was that he chop more than breakfast in fact they served him brunch, lunch, dinner,buffet everything you could think of because it was bad.

The day he finally decided to tell his story, he asked that I shouldn't be present because he thinks that I'm against him

Uncle abeg, I'm just looking for sweet gist oh please sir

Apparently, the day that uncle Femi was supposed to travel he called the man who was helping him with the travel process and the guy told home where to meet him.

Lo and behold, uncle Femi found out that he wasnt going to Canada via plane but via cargo and to make it worse they were gonna go from Nigeria to Kenya to Libya to Morocco then to Canada

Uncle Femi could not even say his story anymore because he burst into tears which I found really funny because going to pay 500,000 to go to Canada has even reduced your steeze by 100 in fact you're even still owing the steeze nation sef.

Till today, nobody knows what happened to uncle Femi on that trip or how he even got out alive that herdsmen didn’t gun him down.

Instead of uncle Femi to give me the 500k let me go for mini vacation in this Lagos but it is well also I don’t why uncle Femi is beefing me as if I was the one that collected his money.

Or has he seen the first newsletter, yehhhhh I’m in trouble

Again, if you're willing to adopt a twenty something year old baby girl please help me because I'm sure that I won't have a home after this newsletter but things we do for love ewooooo

Let me go and start packing my load because I can’t be caught off gaurd my people

*cries in please adopt me eiiiii*

Till next time my lovelies

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Love, Aimee✨💗